Please "bare" with me - this page is continually under construction.
Like the Turtleman, it's a work in progress!
Sorry - nothing really kinky here. (By the way, do you know the difference between "kinky" and "perverted?" Well, kinky is when you use a feather, and perverted is when you use the whole chicken!)
Anyway, the Turtleman handle was bestowed upon me many years ago by a former girlfriend and dive buddy. Basically, I've always been a "turtle person." While growing up, one of my two brothers had asthma and was allergic to almost everything. As a result, we couldn't have the usual dog or cat for a pet and had to settle for those little dime store turtles instead. It didn't take long before I discovered that I really preferred those compact little creatures over other animals, and most people, anyway! Some things just never change. I have turtle paraphernalia all over the place and even named my company Terrapin, Inc. - the slow and stupid company!
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created March 11, 1999
Last modified September 26, 2008